News Briefs – Vol 52 Issue 15

Graduation Barbeque
4-6 p.m., June 9, Carkeek Park
The International Peer Mentors are hosting a free barbeque to celebrate the class of 2017 with food, drinks and games. All are welcome.

2-3:30 p.m., June 11, Gymnasium
Get outta here, ya mugs!

Last Day of Instruction
June 12
Then, you know, come back. ‘Cuz you don’t wanna fail.

Prep Day
June 13
No classes! Study like the wind! Or, if you’re just smarter than the rest of us, you already did, so go see a movie, get a good night’s sleep and let that short-term memory roll into the long-term.

Applying for Jobs Online Workshop
11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., June 13, Workforce Classroom, First Floor FOSS
Learn the ins and outs of various online job sites, including SCC’s online job board.

June 14-16
They’re here! Run for your lives! Okay, so I’m pretty confident I’ve made this joke before, but it’s finals, what do you people want from me?

Grades Available
June 21
For better or for worse. Don’t worry, no matter what happens, I still love every last one of you. Except you in the back there. You know what you did.

Summer Quarter Begins
June 26
Take a class now, skip a class next year. It’s foolproof. You know, probably.

Summer Meals for Kids
June 28-Aug. 31
One in four Shoreline area students require free or reduced price lunch at school. To fill this need over the summer, four locations will be offering kids under 18 sack lunches and breakfast.

Shoreline Library
12-1 p.m., Mon-Fri, except July 4 and Aug. 10

Ronald United Methodist Church
10:30-11:30 a.m. & 11:45 a.m.-12:45 p.m., Mon-Thurs

Dale Turner YMCA
12-1:30 p.m., Saturdays

Paramount School Park
12:30-1:30 p.m. & 1:30-2 p.m., Mondays except July 4

Last Day for Full Refund/Online Schedule Changes

June 29
Make or break time, people. Only 50 percent from here on out, and you gotta get signatures.

Independence Day
July 4
Campus closed! See, who needs a summer break?

Drop Fees and W’s
July 6
Now it’ll cost you $15 to drop. Also, you’ll be forever branded with a “W” on your transcript. Plus even more signatures.

Last Day for 50 Percent Refund
July 10
That’s pretty much it, yeah.

Last Day to Add a Class
July 13
Man, that’s gonna be a lot of make-up homework.

Application for Graduation Due
July 14
You made it! Don’t let this trip you up.

Last Day for Pass Option
July 20
Man, time flies when you’re not putting out a quint-quarterly newspaper.

Last Day for W’s and Change to/From Audit
July 27

Aug. 17-19
Wait, didn’t we just do this?

Grades Available
Aug. 23
Seriously, I’m getting some major deja vu here.

Labor Day
Sept. 4
Campus is closed. Get your labor rep a nice card.

International Student Orientation
Sept. 18
Welcome to America! Try not to judge us too harshly, we swear most of us didn’t vote for Trump.

Fall Quarter Begins
Sept. 27
Awww, I missed you guys, too.

Last Day for Full Refund/Online Schedule Changes
Oct. 3
Guys..? It’s happening again…

Add/Drop Fee/W’s Begin
Oct. 11
Second verse, same as the first.

Graduation Application Due
Oct. 13
Yeah, yeah, same deal as back in July. You want some real news? First Ebbtide of the school year comes out today! You can finally put this issue in its framed place of honor on your mantle, go grab the next one and skip straight to the best part: the news briefs.

-Connor Tee